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Review Response Agent
Classifies, drafts, and routes review responses across GBP, Yelp, and vertical-specific surfaces with compliance gating.
Hire the agent that owns every review response across your locations. Subscribes to GBP, Yelp, Healthgrades, Zocdoc, OpenTable. Classifies by sentiment + concern + crisis indicator, drafts brand-voice-gated responses, and routes high-confidence outputs to auto-publish and borderline to editorial.
- Early-adopter rate
- $1,500–$3,500/mo
- Minimum term
- 6 months
- Context tuning
- 10 days · included
Early-adopter program
First 25 subscribers lock the early-adopter monthly rate for the full 6-month term and get priority influence over the skill backlog. Standard rate after the cap: $3,000–$6,000/mo.
Two paths to running this agent
Self-host with the free deployment guide and run your own instance, or rent the hosted agent and skip the build entirely. The skill library is the same either way — the rental ships with hosting, maintenance, and context-tuning included.
DIY
Self-host with the deployment guide
Free walkthrough of how to deploy review agent on your own infrastructure. You bring the engineering time and the integrations. You own every artifact end-to-end.
- Effort
- Yours
- Time
- Self-paced
- Cost
- Free
DFY — rental
Rent the hosted agent
We host the runtime, maintain the skill library, and tune the agent to your context at onboarding. You pay a monthly fee. No bespoke customization — new skills go through the shared backlog.
- Effort
- Ours
- Onboarding
- 10 days
- Cost
- $1,500+/mo
What this agent owns
Every inbound review on every connected platform — classification, drafting, compliance overlay, auto-publish gating, editorial routing, and crisis escalation. Hands off to the GBP agent for response publication on GBP surfaces.
Install it where your team already works
The agent listens for inbound requests from any of these surfaces and acts inside its skill boundary.
- Slack
- Microsoft Teams
- Webhooks
- Google Business Profile API
- Yelp
- Healthgrades
- Zocdoc
- OpenTable
- REST API
Example asks
- Webhook from review-platform on new review → agent processes within 60 seconds
- "@reviews show me everything from this week scored below 3 stars at the Denver locations" (Slack)
- "@reviews escalate this one — looks like a regulatory complaint" (Teams)
- Daily digest email of editorial queue with one-click approve / reject
Skill library
Every skill in the rental package. Status reflects current development state — early-adopter subscribers influence which backlog skills move into development next.
In development
- In development
Sentiment + concern classification
Classifies every review by sentiment, primary concern, and crisis indicators.
DIY walkthrough: /howto/ai-review-response-agent-deployment
- In development
Brand-voice-constrained response drafting
Drafts every response within the brand spec + location-specific voice modifiers.
- In development
Brand-voice gate
Scores every draft output against the brand spec; auto-publishes at 0.88+, routes lower scores to editorial queue.
DIY walkthrough: /howto/how-to-set-up-a-brand-voice-gate-for-50-locations
- In development
Borderline-output routing
Routes outputs that score between auto-publish and reject thresholds to the right human reviewer based on concern type + urgency.
DIY walkthrough: /howto/how-to-route-borderline-ai-outputs-to-the-right-human
- In development
Per-vertical compliance overlay enforcement
Loads HIPAA / FTC ad-substantiation / state cannabis / financial-services overlays at runtime and gates every output through the relevant rule set.
DIY walkthrough: /howto/how-to-load-per-vertical-compliance-overlays-at-runtime
- In development
Crisis detection + escalation
Detects regulatory complaints, safety incidents, viral negative-review patterns; escalates to leadership.
- In development
Auto-publish threshold gating
Routes high-confidence drafts to auto-publish and borderline to editorial queue with configurable thresholds.
Backlog — subscribers prioritize one at a time
These skills are mapped from the 248-loop SKU research backlog. We build one at a time, in sequence, with active subscribers voting on which goes next. One skill per quarter is included in the base rental; subscribers can request more through a separate skill-accelerator add-on.
- Backlog · subscriber-prioritized
Post-crisis SEO + reputation repair
After a crisis, orchestrates response + GBP + content strategy to rebuild ranking and reputation.
Productized SKU: /skus/post-crisis-seo-repair · P158
- Backlog · subscriber-prioritized
Per-store CS agent assist
Surfaces per-store context (hours, manager on duty, recent reviews, current promotions) into customer-service workflows.
Productized SKU: /skus/cs-agent-assist · P225
Suggest a skill
The backlog is open-ended. If the skill you need is not on this list, propose it during onboarding or anytime through your subscriber Slack — every active subscriber gets a vote on what moves into development next.
What is and is not in the rental
Included
- Hosted agent runtime + integrations
- 10-day context tuning at onboarding (brand spec, master record, integration credentials, autonomy profile)
- Maintained skill library — every skill listed above
- 1 new skill from the shared backlog per quarter
- Weekly + monthly usage reporting
- Subscriber Slack for priority + escalation
- Every artifact the agent produces is yours to keep
Not included
- Bespoke skill development outside the shared backlog
- Custom integrations beyond the listed surfaces
- Strategy / executive layer — handled by the Fractional CMO engagement
- Whole-stack orchestration of multiple agents — handled by the Setup Sprint or Fractional CMO
- Initial build of the productized capability — see /implementations for the one-time setup engagement
Adjacent agents in the swarm
Review agent works cleanly alongside these agents. Subscribe to multiple to operate the full swarm; subscribe to one to start with the tightest pain point.
Google Business Profile Agent
Owns GBP attributes, posts, photos, and Q&A across every location — respects per-location autonomy profiles.
$1,500–$3,000/mo · early adopter · min 6 months
Local Content Agent
Drafts neighborhood-aware FAQs, event tie-ins, and blog posts that capture long-tail local search.
$1,500–$3,000/mo · early adopter · min 6 months
Lock the early-adopter rate before the first 25 fill up.
Skill library is still in development. Subscribers at this stage get the lower monthly rate locked for 6 months and priority influence over which backlog skills land first.